Caretaker’s Cottage

Caretaker’s Cottage is a heritage-listed former church caretaker’s cottage turned into Melbourne CBD’s most endearing micro-pub. Hidden behind Wesley Church on Little Lonsdale Street, the brick‑arched 1914 building now thrives as a warm and stylish bar run by the trio from Fancy Free: Rob Libecans, Matt Stirling and Ryan Noreiks. Housing around 50 guests, the vibe is intimate and relaxed—like a house party in an English lounge room. The décor features Tasmanian oak bars, vinyl decks, warm lighting, original cottage wallpapers, and even bedrooms and staircases from the original structure. Drinks rotate monthly and include classics, three signature cocktails, a milk punch, and their famously envy-inducing tap Guinness. The super-chilled martini remains a steady favorite. Expect drinks around A$20–25 each (~US $13–17). Complementing drinks are British-style snacks: Welsh rarebit, smoked trout dip, Falco Bakery pies, and crackers. 1970s vinyl plays atop handcrafted speakers, curated carefully to foster “top tunes & fun times” under a communal energy that blends local office workers, hipsters, and creatives. Opening in 2022, it’s quickly risen to acclaim—named #21 in the World’s 50 Best Bars 2024, Best Bar in Australasia, and awarded the Michter’s Art of Hospitality Award—solidifying its reputation as both cozy and world‑class. No phone or bookings—just walk in Tues–Sat from 4 pm to 1 am. Plan to arrive early—you might just snag their super-cold martini and a spot by the grassed courtyard.